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POLL: How do i explain to my kids i wasted our vacation money to Disneyland on hookers?

Public Comments

1. Tell em someone stole it
2. just shove the kids back up my vag and no one will ever have to know
3. lol not sure. good question. ask the hooker.
4. Just film it, give it to them tell them to watch it.
5. ouch I love it!
6. you just tell em straight up, kids need to be toughened up
7. Damn man, talk about being a deadbeat!
8. tell em straight in the face and say "kids it was for a good cause, i am now satisfied and having a happy dad is all that matters.. right?"(this is where your prepared to whip them if they cry)
9. I doubt 2yolds would get it.
10. tell them that you owed the government money, or you got mugged
11. Tell them you had your own idea of the happiest place on Earth and needed your own happy ending.
12. just take them to the strip club(pretend its disneyland) and say "what do you wanna ride" its a win win situation =D
13. haha, gutted.
14. Just show them all the cool diseases and infections the hookers gave you.
15. well your gonna have disappointed kids, hopefuly it was worth it??
16. just tell them the hookers were more fun
17. Tell them that you were walking home and then this two huge guys that Look gangsterish ask you that they wanted to take there kids to disneyland and they did not have any money so they wanted your money and you said no so they beat your @$$ and you cried like a whimp its better then the true story
18. daddy had the "Indiana Jones Adventure" in his pants rather then taking you.
19. wow....
20. Doesn't Disneyland count as a vacation?
21. tell em that you went to help young girls and you dont have any money for disney and tell em maybe next yr!
22. HAHAHAHA just tell and take your insults like a man or woman what ever you are.
23. Take them to an abandoned building and tell them Disney land went out of business
24. your question does not even deserve an answer. just tell them how selfish you are even this is not a joke
25. hahhaha. tell them you needed to take care of impotant needs.
26. say I know you wantedto go to Disney Land, but we can't. ------> but daddddyyyyy!!!!!!! whyyyyyyy I spent it on something called hookers ------> oh this okay daddy, I understand that you needed food.
27. Just tell them something unexpected "came up", and that you needed the money to take care of it.
28. you did what with our money betch?????
29. Here's a good way to start: "Kids, your daddy is a very sick man who cares more about getting his rocks off with a syphilis-infected whore than ensuring my childrens' happiness..."
30. disneyland sucks take them to chuck e cheeses just to look tough
31. oh wow, tell them the hooker stole it.
32. Manuel tell them ladies took them to buy some cas-trow-hoes for their stilettos, aye manny get some free tickets to knotts, email soflyxe@yahoo.com lol. :)
33. show dem ur sex tape wid lafonda and tell dem she ate it.
34. Tell them daddy needs it a lot
35. omfc!!! lol love it haha