Finally Today

last one today folks i found these to be funny but are they true Unusual State Laws?

Connorsvill,Wisconsin: It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm. Willowdale, Oregon: It is illegal for husbands to curse during sex. Oblong, Illinois: It is punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. (Trust me if a man takes his wife fishing on their wedding day, he has an even bigger problem.) Alexandria, Minnesota: No man is allowed to make love with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath. Ames, Iowa: A man cannot have more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife, girlfriend, or significant other— or holding her in his arms. Bozeman, Montana: Has a law banning all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown — if they are nude. Newcastle, Wyoming: An ordinance specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store’s walk-in-meat freezer. Illinois: A state law mandates that all bachelors should be called “master,” not “mister,” when addressed by their female counterparts. Norfolk, Virginia: A woman could not go out without wearing a corset. There was even a civil-service job, only for men, called “corset inspector.” Merryville, Missouri: Women are prohibited from wearing corsets because the “privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male.” (This one either makes me want to stand up and scream, “Hallelujah!” or puke.) Helena, Montana: Law mandates that a woman can’t dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing. Carlsbad, New Mexico: It’s legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break, as long as the vehicle has curtains drawn to discourage peeping Toms. Florida: State law says that if you are a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can not parachute on Sunday afternoons. Cleveland, Ohio: Woman aren’t allowed to wear patent-leather shoes. A man might see the reflection of something “he oughtn’t.” Tremont, Utah No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and “her name is to be published in the local newspaper.” The man isn’t charged nor is his name revealed

Public Comments

1. Funny! 100!
2. Weird..
3. hahahahahaha
4. so y r they all related 2 dirtyness? research sumthing useful, will ya?
5. LOL wow!!!
6. 7/10
7. Funny, thanks.
8. How the h*ll do they enforce these laws? And how often do they appear in court? And who in their right mind passed these laws? Or perhaps I just lead a very sheltered life.
9. Back pockets are illegal in the state of South Carolina... During Prohabition you might hide a flask in one.... These were Great!!! ROTFL..... Gonna have to install curtains in the car!! :)
10. Hi Chris, Hehehehehehehe... They are sooo Silly I bet they are True.. HERE's A Star Chris.. A Friend, poppy1
11. An ordinance specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store’s walk-in-meat freezer. - Well, obviously somebody has had sex in a freezer.... but why would you want to?! lolz
12. Ha ha ha.!!! Crazy Americans, lol.!!! Excellent ones so 10/10.!!! Got me laughing, Florida - no parachute, lol that is crazy.!!! Cheers Chris.!!!